Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Shoots and leaves!*

The peas and lettuce are up. We've also moved the water tank and set it up to collect rain water. It was completely full by last Sunday and sure didn't need any more of the rain we got this week. Photos soon.




*Bad joke referenced in the title:
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

'Well, I'm a panda,' he says, at the door. 'Look it up.'

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'

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